Shocker: Megan Rapinoe secretly weds Colin Kaepernick in “woke trifecta”

You can never be too woke. Even without reparative therapy, the soccer superstar “woke up” to the realization that being lesbian living with a woman was not quite as woke as embracing the frizzy haired Kaep’d crusader and becoming Mz. K-R. (Kaepernick-Rapinoe has too many syllables for the marketing opportunities that are sure to follow such a union). “Look what he was able to do, he backed Nike off a product that would have sold like the proverbial hotcakes, even without the Aunt Jemima syrup. I might wear the swoosh, but he bucked the swoosh.” Sue Bird, who initially defended the stand, or more accurately, the kneel, of her lover in cursing the President, the uniform and the flag, is reported be fatalistic about the matter. “I guess you can never be too woke, though getting married doesn’t mean she isn’t still a lesbian. I can’t hold it against her, since being a lesbian, and marrying a semi-black Trump-baiting flag-hating Afro-rocking protester is kind of a woke trifecta.” So was cursing the President, the uniform and the flag.

Mr. K-R is reportedly considering dying his hair pink in solidarity with his bride, since her hair is not likely to yield much of an Afro, and wearing an Afro wig isn’t authentic. There’s considerable speculation as to the particulars of their sex life. Kaep’s previous girlfriend, Nessa Diab, is privately saying to her friends, “no great loss here, I was getting ready to move on anyway.” There’s more than a little speculation that their breakup was due to a disagreement about slavery. She lived in Saudi Arabia after her dad’s job transferred them there. Since returning to the United States, Diab has repeatedly slammed “social injustices” against Muslims. “Islamaphobia is at an all time high in this country,” she opines. She’s also made it a point to educate her ex(?)-boyfriend about Islam. He elaborated, “She is Muslim. Her family is Muslim, I have great respect for them.” I wonder how her Muslim family feels about her career choices. Diab has become a familiar face on MTV. Over the years, she has hosted a slew of reality shows, including Teen Mom Aftershow, Girl Code Live, and The Real World After Show. Hmm, no doubt Muhammad would be proud.

The satirical portion of my post will now yield to some bitter truth. Colin being supposedly so anti-slavery, it’s a wonder how he reconciled that with Nessa’s being proud of her Saudi experience and somehow failing to notice all the slavery and oppression there. Christiane Saliba writes “I am Syrian, but I was born and raised in Dubai where my parents worked. Slavery still exists today in the Gulf states and in Saudi Arabia. The foreign laborers holding menial tasks live in terrible conditions, and they are trapped into permanent debt, exposed to hazardous working conditions and denied the right to unionize. Due to the lack of financial opportunities in their native countries, the migrant workers are forced to work in the Gulf or Saudi Arabia to provide for their families. Although most of them think they will have a better standard of living, but they find a very different and miserable reality. The working conditions are inhuman; the laborers are expected to work for hours in temperatures that reach up to 122 degrees Fahrenheit. It was reported that between 2010 and 2012, seven hundred Indian workers died in Qatar due to these conditions. The same conditions exist in Saudi Arabia. But they are not limited simply to horrible working and living conditions. Female household servants in Saudi Arabia, from places like the Philippines, Sri Lanka, India, Indonesia, Ethiopia are sexually abused and raped by their employers.

Go ahead Colin and Nessa and Megan, decry the United States of America, but praise Saudi Arabia and Islam, which continue to foster slavery today in conditions as inhumane as anything that happened in the antebellum south. No surprise there, the history of Islam, and slavery, are inseparable. That’s why CAIR is so desperate to shut out the truth, even told by scholars like Raymond Ibrahim.

H.Q. in the U.S., head up the butt.

“Betsy Ross flag”

“Nike made the decision to halt distribution of the Air Max 1 Quick Strike Fourth of July based on concerns that it could unintentionally offend and detract from the nation’s patriotic holiday,” the statement read. “Nike is a company proud of its American heritage.” Uh huh, let’s see.

From “Nike has pulled a shoe from its shelves that was designed by someone who voiced support for the Hong Kong democracy protesters. The shoe had been designed by Undercover, which is the brand for designer Jun Takahashi of Japan. Takahashi had posted on Undercover’s Instagram account ‘no extradition to China,’ in reference to what is happening in Hong Kong. CNBC has the details. As a result, Nike halted the sale of a range of sports shoes in China.

“In the United States, Nike killed a shoe design for Independence Day that had the original Betsy Ross designed American flag on it. Why? Because Colin Kaepernick complained. After images of the shoe were posted online, Mr. Kaepernick, a Nike endorser, reached out to company officials saying that he and others felt the Betsy Ross flag is an offensive symbol because of its connection to an era of slavery, the people said. Some users on social media responded to posts about the shoe with similar concerns. Mr. Kaepernick declined to comment.” Of course.

“It is deeply interesting that Nike sided with communist Chinese thugs and a failed NFL player who embraced woke culture—both over democracy. The Ross flag rallied colonists to the cause of Independence and in Hong Kong activists are taking to the streets to support their democracy. Nike would rather profit from totalitarians.” It was carried by our troops who defeated the Barbary states and helped free their slaves.

What about that offensive symbol of a time of slavery? The Continental Congress left no record to show why it chose the colors. However, in 1782, the Congress of the Confederation chose these same colors for the Great Seal of the United States and listed their meaning as follows:

  • Red: Valor and hardiness,
  • White: Purity and innocence
  • Blue: Vigilance, perseverance, and justice.

According to legend, George Washington interpreted the elements of the flag this way: the stars were taken from the sky, the red from the British colors, and the white stripes signified the secession from the home country. However, there is no official designation or meaning for the colors of the flag. The stars were in a circle so that no one colony would be viewed above another. It is reported that George Washington said, “Let the 13 stars in a circle stand as a new constellation in the heavens.”

Ann Coulter: “Modern pedagogy requires that no period of our past be taught without turning it into a lecture on racism, sexism or homophobia.” I love that sentence. She used it in an op-ed debunking the myth that Thomas Jefferson fathered a child with his slave, Sally Hemmings. You can read it here:

Today is July 4, 2019. I hope you can and will celebrate it. AOC is telling lies about Border Patrol agents and facilities, Nike is caving to Massa’ Colin and the Chinese commies, 20 mediocre “presidential candidates” (can we really say that with a straight face?) are trying to out promise each other, and Donald Trump is President of these United States and will be again. Tough shit lefties, and MAGA to you.