Inkblot test reveals previously unknown progressive illness.

Reprinted entirely from the BabylonBee.com, with some additional comments by me at the end.

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA—Friends and family members of local progressive woman June April were concerned about her. She had been seeing things and hearing voices in her head. The things she saw were mostly racism, white supremacy, and the patriarchy. She saw them even when everyone else in the room didn’t. So, her friends finally convinced her to talk to a trained psychiatrist. After meeting with Dr. Richard Bryers, the family’s worst fears were confirmed: April is having hallucinations about white supremacy no matter where she goes.

During the session, Dr. Bryers held up dozens of different images of random inkblots. As soon as he displayed each image, April began to get agitated and shout, “WHITE SUPREMACY! WHITE SUPREMACY!” When asked to defend her logic, she often pointed at how the white paper was surrounding the black blot, threatening to snuff it out.

“This is clearly racism!” she said. No matter if the image resembled a butterfly, a freight train, a Pokemon, the Batman logo, a map of Middle-Earth, a palm tree, or a hundred jelly beans, April’s answer remained the same: white supremacy.

“Now, this might be hard for you, but I need to know: is the racism in the room with us right now, June?” Dr. Bryers asked quietly as the session neared its end. The doctor diagnosed April with a severe case of Trump Derangement Syndrome along with an acute case of Chronic Racism Delusion. He advised that she get off social media, talk face to face with the people she thinks to be racist, and “just chilling out about stuff a lot more.”

Unfortunately, just as June was starting the road to recovery, Donald Trump tweeted the infamous plus-size “racist” “dog whistle” messages to Progressive Democrat Women of color (nah, he didn’t say those last three words, but we have enough mind readers in the audience to figure it out). Supposedly, his message was intended for Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) and Ayanna Pressley, but no one actually asked, so we will have to content ourselves with speculation. June’s recovery was kicked in the head.

If Dr. Bryers were here, he might point out, if these four were the intended recipients of the messages, they share the following salient characteristics: they are women, they identify as women, they call themselves women of color (though AOC is whiter than I am, and I’m Caucasian, and Tlaib is close), they can’t find anything good to say about the United States, they lie or exaggerate regularly about bad stuff our country supposedly does, they charge more people with racism than June April. Naturally the shallow thinkers seize on “racism” to get offended about, simply because these women like to hide behind the color canard—the legal term is playing the race card—the moment they are asked for evidence to back up their lies. Ho hum, how tedious that game has become!

Obviously, President Trump would NOT want these woc’s to leave the country before he gets re-elected, because they are really working overtime behind the scenes to assure his win. Afterwards, well I’ll even help them pack.