Truly iconic phrases for the warped sense of humor.

Another post just for fun–taking a break from political/cultural brouhahas. Here is your Quiz on iconic “warped” sense of humor phrases: What character, and in what program, movie or skit, said the following:

No soup for you! A. Al Heggenah on Seifeld; B. Yev Kassam, on Seinfeld; C. Donovan McNabb’s mom on the Campbell soup commercial; D. Nurse to a patient who groped her.

And now for something completely different.” A. Jerry Seinfeld on Seinfeld; B. George Costanza on Seineld; C. John Cleese on Monty Python’s Flying Circus; D. President Trump on taking a hiatus from tweeting.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.” A. Jerry and George in Seinfeld, whenever homosexuality is mentioned; B. Barack Obama, in response to keeping abortion legal; C. Gavin Newsome, California governor, on whether to let wildfires burn; D. Kathy Griffin, in her comedy skit about assassinating President Trump.

Book’em Danno.” A. Steve McGarrett on Hawaii 50; B. Head librarian on Seinfeld to the library cop; C. Kramer on Seinfeld, in response to his soup order being refused; D. AOC to her chief of staff on hiring Dave Chapelle as entertainment chairman of her re-election campaign.

Well, excu-u-use meeee.” A. The Black Night in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, after bleeding all over his enemies; B. Elaine on Seinfeld after tripping over her own feet while trying to dance; C. Navin Johnson in The Jerk; D. Steve Martin in his first album Let’s Get Small.

Go ahead, make my day.” and “I know what you’re thinking: ‘Did he fire six shots or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do you, punk?” A. Ronald Reagan in his first presidential debate; B. “Dirty Harry” Callahan in Sudden Impact; C. Bill Clinton, in his dreams; D. Hillary Clinton, in Bill’s dreams.

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the War Room!” A. Nancy Pelosi in the Dems impeachment war room; B. AOC to her staff in her re-election war room; C. Sheik Hassan ben Sobar to Moe and Shemp in Malice In The Palace; D. President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) when a tussle breaks out in the Pentagon War Room, in Dr. Strangelove.

“Mr. President, I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops! A. General Buck Turgidson (George C. Scott) in Dr. Strangelove; B. Advisor to President Erdogan of Turkey, on starting WWIII; C. Abū Bakr al-Baghdadi al-Qurayshi to Osama bin Laden in a pre-9/11 secret meeting; D. Joe Biden dreaming about what he would say to Trump if he were the president’s National Security Advisor.

Author: iamcurmudgeon

When I began this blog, I was a 70 year old man, with a young mind and a body trying to recover from a stroke, and my purpose for this whole blog thing is to provoke thinking, to ridicule reflex reaction, and provide a legacy to my children.

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