Here’s to Coronavirus creativity….

Did I wash these today? No problem with distancing though, who’s going to
come near a guy wearing underwear on his head?
Could you direct me to the seafood aisle? I can’t see.
Darth Vader has nothing on me.
Ugh, what did soak up with this sponge? Or is that my tobacco breath?
Is anyone asks, plastic burqas are the latest fashion.
Hey, don’t laugh, they are fresh out of the wrapper.
Would you like the bedding that goes along with that?
I wish someone would come a get this off my head, I can’t reach the handle.
Don’t mind me, I was planning to go to a Halloween party as a dumpster.
I’ve been studying woodpeckers, and this let’s me get close to them.

I sure hope my mask order comes today, I’m running out of incontinence pads.

Author: iamcurmudgeon

When I began this blog, I was a 70 year old man, with a young mind and a body trying to recover from a stroke, and my purpose for this whole blog thing is to provoke thinking, to ridicule reflex reaction, and provide a legacy to my children.

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