TDS tales, or I would do anything to “own” Trump..

What’s it worth it to embarrass Trump?

Kathy Griffin is now famous only for the depths to which she will stoop to manifest her Trump Derangement Syndrome: “I was sent to the #COVID19 isolation ward room in a major hospital ER from a separate urgent care facility after showing UNBEARABLY PAINFUL symptoms. The hospital couldn’t test me for #coronavirus because of CDC (Pence task force) restrictions,” she tweeted alongside two photos showing her in a hospital room. Griffin said she recently returned from a Mexican vacation and experienced intense abdominal pain, vomiting, diarrhea and a cough. She said she was eventually directed to the emergency room at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles and placed in its coronavirus isolation ward.

An x-ray revealed her lungs were clear and a scan revealed she had an abdominal infection, Griffin said. A doctor still wanted to administer a test for COVID-19, the disease caused by the novel coronavirus, because some of her symptoms fit the illness, according to the comedian. But, she said, the doctor said she couldn’t because of guidelines issued by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

The news media has been propping up all these anecdotal stories of nurses or doctors who claim they don’t have the medical equipment they need. In a viral video released by the New York Times accompanying an article called “13 Deaths in a Day: An ‘Apolcalyptic’ Coronavirus Surge at an N.Y.C. Hospital,” a woman claiming to be a doctor at Elmhurst hospital in New York seems to have violated HIPPA laws and filmed what looks like hospitalized patients and then claimed they didn’t have enough ventilators…while standing in front of five unused ventilators. You would think that if your patients are dying because they are in desperate need of ventilators and the hospital received a new shipment, there would be doctors and nurses rushing them to the dying patients, wouldn’t you?

President Trump tweeted, “So much of the Lamestream Media is writing and broadcasting stories with facts that are made up and knowingly wrong. They are doing it by quoting unnamed sources that simply do not exist. These are very dangerous & corrupt people, who will do anything to win. NAME YOUR SOURCES!Well, it looks to me that he is right.

New York officials have said multiple times that resources are being reallocated, that no hospitals in New York are overwhelmed as of now, and that steps are being taken to ensure they won’t be — including building huge facilities with extra beds and bringing in a hospital ship from the Navy to take the overflow. But still, the media wants you to think it’s all falling apart and everything is hell. Governor Cuomo and the head of the NYC hospitals say the reports of not enough personal protective equipment (PPE) are completely untrue. The NYT mentions this in its piece but seems to take the anecdotal evidence from nurses over the government’s response. Another claim that nurses were wearing trash bags as protective gear appeared in that article along with another one in the New York Post. This photograph went viral on Twitter. What the people getting upset about it didn’t realize is that they are all wearing the approved protective gear they claim to need under the trash bags.

Roswell Park Comprehensive Cancer Center in Buffalo, New York, has fired a top executive–Laura Krolczyk–over Facebook posts showing her criticizing Trump’s response to the coronavirus pandemic, and wishing infection and death on Trump’s supporters. The remarks were made during an exchange with Lisa LaTrovato, director of development at Hauptman Woodward Medical Research Institute, an independent, non-profit biomedical research facility in Buffalo, New York. LaTrovato has been placed on leave.

Laura Krolczyk had shared an article about Trump and GM with the sarcastic comment, “Vote Trump.” “But will waste more than that on a wall and space force,” LaTrovato replied. “Trump supporters need to pledge to give up their ventilators for someone else … and not go to the hospital,” Krolczyk said. LaTrovato replied, “I think they should be the only ones in packed churches on Sunday.” “They should barricade themselves in there and ride this out,” suggested Krolczyk. “Yup,” replied LaTrovato. Another Facebook user chimed in, “Wow, just wow, so your saying we decide who lives and dies based on political views? Great plan 👍.” “That’s literally what he’s saying,” Krolczyk replied. “Take your ‘wow’ and comprehend what your hero is saying. Your hero is saying YOU don’t need a ventilator. So don’t take one. Also don’t cash your stimulus check. It’s all a hoax. Chew some ibuprofen and be on with your day,” she added. (Ibuprofen is supposed to make Covid-19 worse)

When this crisis is over, what is the best way to heap shame on the “lamestream media” and Trump Derangement Syndrome liars?

Beans, toilet paper and plasmoids.

The 7th planet from the sun

Can fact truly be stranger than fiction?

Fact: Scientists have discovered something strange lurking in a 34-year-old batch of data from the Voyager 2 mission: a plasmoid. When people started hoarding beans and toilet paper, we ruthlessly mocked them. Did they know that 34 year old Voyager data would show the existence of a plasmoid from the 7th planet? (Plasmoids are bubbles of atmospheric material that are stripped away by their respective parent body’s magnetic field.)

Fact: Nerds Have Been Waiting a Lifetime to Write The Headline About This. About what? NASA confirms: There is gas leaking out of Uranus. Perhaps it’s time to get rid of the beans.

That ugly word again “Nationalize”.

Yet again FEE.ORG, the Foundation for Economic Education, comes up with a winner. The headline is Senators Are Urging Trump to Nationalize the Medical Equipment Supply Chain. That Would Be Lethal. “As the famed British economist Lionel Robbins once observed, economics is about finding the best ways to allocate scarce resources that have alternative uses. While it’s tempting to believe that experts could coordinate the use of resources through a centralized government better than individuals can, centuries of studying economies has taught us that that just isn’t true.

“An economy is the result of millions of people’s constant interactions—cooperating and competing to produce goods and services, trading with each other, and coming up with entrepreneurial solutions to human problems. They are complex and organic, not machines that can be directed by policy-makers. No single producer and central authority can possibly know what is most needed in a given economy consisting of millions of people and products. We overcome this problem by relying on information that comes from price signals. Prices are knowledge wrapped in incentives, and they’re the best tool an economy has to allocate resources.” Read that again, my fine-feathered “price gouging” complainers. When was the last time you refused to buy buttered popcorn at the movies because of price gouging? You people need to think rather than sloganize!

“The solution to shortages of items such as respirator masks, ventilators, and protective eye gear is to harness the massively productive power of what produced them in the first place: profit-seeking entrepreneurs. This can be achieved by lowering regulatory barriers, which are inhibiting production and distribution of essential products, and by incentivizing more production through pricing. Despite easing of regulations in some areas of the economy, the market remains hogtied when it comes to ramping up production of needed medical supplies. It can take up to three months to approve facilities for production of essential products we need now. Elon Musk just delivered 1,255 life-saving ventilators that he purchased from China’s surplus, but it would be far better if he was allowed to produce ventilators that are in short supply world-wide. He’s indicated that this is something his team can do, but the Food and Drug Administration has to agree to waive their lengthy approval process.

“The FDA has been a major barrier to an effective coronavirus response from the outset, not only by restricting the production and distribution of life-saving medical devices like ventilators, but by imposing strict limits on who was allowed to develop and conduct tests. The outbreak in Washington State was only discovered once a Seattle lab went around the FDA and conducted tests in their own clinic. The lumbering regulatory structure of our healthcare system delayed the collection of essential information on the spread of the disease for weeks. Nationalizating the distribution of ventilators—or any other critical resource urgently needed by coronavirus patients—would put the entire country at risk. Central planners will never be able to match the efficiency of the marketplace, even with the help of Big Data. They simply lack the knowledge, though few are inclined to admit this, as the famed economist F.A. Hayek once observed.” Why is it that the bureaucratic mindset seems to be associated—as in conjoined, like Siamese Twins—with inefficiency, stagnation, shortages and inevitably, tyranny? The last one is simple: No populace would voluntarily tolerate the first three, so tyranny is necessary to put them in their place.

The curious task of economics is to demonstrate to men how little they really know about what they imagine they can design,” the Nobel Laureate economist wrote in The Fatal Conceit. “To the naive mind that can conceive of order only as the product of deliberate arrangement, it may seem absurd that in complex conditions order, and adaptation to the unknown, can be achieved more effectively by decentralizing decisions and that a division of authority will actually extend the possibility of overall order. Yet that decentralization actually leads to more information being taken into account.” Instead of calling on the president to nationalize the medical supply chain, which is certain to exacerbate the shortages, lawmakers should be urging the president and the FDA to allow entrepreneurs like Musk to produce the equipment we so desperately need.”

We can’t leave this subject without hearing from The Babylon Bee: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congress has asked all non-essential businesses to limit their hours or close entirely for an undetermined amount of time. But this shutdown mistakenly shut down the most non-essential entity of all: the government. For a brief period of time, all government in the United States was illegal, since it is completely non-essential to everything. “Oops,” said Senator Mitch McConnell. “We meant non-essential private businesses. Of course, the government is always essential, even when it’s not doing anything or is making things worse.”

Senators, congresspeople, and bureaucrats frantically rewrote the ban to include only businesses that actually produced something and not government agencies that just watched other people make stuff (and, I might add, take their cut off the top). Though they had dragged their feet on passing bills related to relieving the financial distress of the shutdown, they passed this revision in record speed, almost as quickly as they vote for pay raises for themselves. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi said she would have caught the mistake but had passed the ban in a hurry, saying, “We had to pass the ban to see what it did.”

Is Sweden containing the virus without desperate measures?

Nyah Nyah, Coronavirus

Every now and then I read something that opens my mind and re-frames how I think of the world. Yesterday, Reason.com published Despite Coronavirus, Sweden Refuses To Shutter Businesses and Limit Gatherings, by Johan Norberg, a senior fellow at the Cato Institute and author of the forthcoming book Open: The Story of Human Progress. It is worth re-quoting a lot of it here. “The lights are going out all over Europe, the U.S., and increasingly the rest of the world. Borders are closing, cities are shutting down, and governments are imposing export bans. It looks like one of the first victims of the new coronavirus is globalization. The World Bank has estimated that 80 to 90 percent of the economic damage from epidemics usually comes from aversion behavior, not from disease, deaths, and the associated loss of production. This time, due to the massive scale of the shutdowns, that cost is going to be much bigger.

“Perhaps not in Sweden, though. It’s hard to predict even the next few hours or days, but it is interesting that Sweden—the one European country that did not want to shut its borders, did not close schools, and has not banned gatherings of fewer than 500 people—so far seems to be containing the spread better than other countries have. Sweden did not do this out of libertarian zeal, but because of a tradition of listening to experts and health authorities, who thought it better to track individual cases within the country than to shut everything down. When everybody is awaiting the latest epidemiological data to make decisions, there is less room for political grandstanding and strongman rhetoric. 

“There is also a case to be made that the culture of personal responsibility and interpersonal trust makes it easier for the Swedish government to leave the ultimate decisions to the people. When the public health agency recommends working from home and avoiding unnecessary gatherings, most Swedes abide by it, even without putting police on the streets and imposing stiff penalties. That leaves necessary room for local knowledge and personal needs. Individuals, organizations, and businesses can go ahead anyway, if their particular situation makes it especially important that they remain open or move around freely. 

“Despite the popular perception, our best hope against pandemic is continued trade and cooperation across borders. Travel bans are mostly ‘political placebo’ as U.K. health researcher Clare Wenham puts it, and the World Health Organization is advising against it, for the simple reason that COVID-19 is already everywhere, but vital supplies and medical equipment are not. It is easy to see the political logic behind bans on the export of essential equipment, implemented by countries like Germany and France at an early stage. You have to serve your own population first, right? But it’s the same logic as toilet paper hoarding, and it has the same result. It forces others to do the same, which means that it is not on the market when you really have to go.

“Wealth, communications technology, and open science have made our response to new diseases faster than ever. In a poorer and more closed world, without mass transportation, microorganisms traveled slower but they traveled freely, recurring for hundreds of years, until they had picked almost all of us off, one by one. Today our response is also global, and therefore for the first time, mankind has a fighting chance. Hospitals, researchers, health authorities, and drug companies everywhere can now supply each other with instant information. They can coordinate efforts to analyze and combat the problem. By organizing clinical trials of therapeutics in many countries simultaneously, they can reach a critical mass of patients they would never have found at home.   

“When someone reveals the mechanism of the virus, researchers and algorithms everywhere can get to work on ways of attacking its weak spots. On March 25, not even three months after China admitted a new virus was on the loose, America’s National Library of Medicine lists 143 potential drugs and vaccines against the virus, already recruiting (or preparing to recruit) patients to participate in clinical trials. Globalization might even prevent many pandemics from happening. A 2019 study by researchers at the universities of Oxford and Tel Aviv showed that frequent travel between populations makes us catch a lot of bugs, but also increases immunity against new strains. So apocalyptic outbreaks become less likely. This is the reason why previously isolated populations are most at risk—from Native Americans after 1492 to the swine flu in 2009, when 24 of the 30 worst affected countries were island nations. Human mobility is like a “natural vaccination” says Oxford’s Robin Thompson. The researchers speculate that this might help explain the absence of a global pandemic as severe as the Spanish flu in the last 100 years. That doesn’t help at all when a virus that previously only affected animals mutates and jumps to humans, like the new coronavirus. Then we have no resistance and it can spread quickly.”

Then again, maybe not. Sweden alone had 3,447 reported cases as of Sunday, March 29, with 102 deaths. Sweden’s chief epidemiologist, Anders Tegnell, has told Danish public broadcaster DR that his country’s approach is based on the belief that the virus has already spread too far within Sweden. Closing schools, he argues, could increase the risk of children spreading the virus to elderly neighbors. But experts worry Sweden might be setting itself up for a disaster. In March, five senior scientists and doctors criticized the country’s approach in a letter published in Läkartidningen, the journal of the Swedish Medical Association. “Sweden’s strategy for dealing with the situation seems to consist mainly in contact tracking and isolation of the sick,” they wrote. “The strategy can work if there are only a few cases.” It might already be beyond that stage. “More delays and chances can have fatal effects on public health in Sweden,” they cautioned.

Thomas Sowell, fresh and for this morning: (Perfectionist) Progressives think in terms of solutions and conservatives think in terms of trade-offs. (Perfectionist) Progressives ask what it will take to stop the virus, and conservatives ask what it will cost to stop the virus. And further, when conservatives ask what it will cost to stop the virus, the progressives immediately wheel on them, and accuse them of “being mercenary,” of “setting a price tag” on precious human life and, if the progressive involved is a woke evangelical lefty, he will hide his peculiar myopia by using terms like “Mammon.” When you raise concerns about “the economy,” and “lost revenue streams,” he says, you are revealing to the world that idol standing there in a recessed alcove of your heart, like you won an Oscar or something. No, actually The shutdown in California is costing billions of dollars a week in the restaurant business alone. We are talking about people. Conservatives who talk about costs are talking about costs to people. (Perfectionist) Progressives who ignore the costs are ignoring the costs to people. When you call the witch doctor and summon the aerie spirits of real solutions now, you will always be surprised by the appearance of the bill. What’s this? Why were we not informed?

Stuck inside together–the lessons of Screwtape.

The Screwtape Letters (C.S. Lewis) was written as a series of letters of instruction from an experienced devil (Screwtape) to a junior tempter (Wormwood) on how to successfully tempt humans. In one particularly notable letter, Screwtape described how to inflame domestic hatred between a mother and son:

When two humans have lived together for many years, it usually happens that each has tones of voice and expressions of face which are almost unenduringly irritating to the other. Work on that. Bring fully into the consciousness of your patient that particular lift of his mother’s eyebrows which he learned to dislike in the nursery, and let him think how much he dislikes it. Let him assume that she knows how annoying it is and does it to annoy—if you know your job he will not notice the immense improbability of the assumption. And, of course, never let him suspect that he has tones and looks which similarly annoy her.

In civilized life domestic hatred usually expresses itself by saying things which would appear quite harmless on paper (the words are not offensive) but in such a voice, or at such a moment, that they are not far from a blow in the face. To keep this game up you…must see to it that each of these two fools has a sort of double standard. Your patient must demand that all his utterances are to be taken at their face value and judged simply on the actual words, while at the same time judging all his mother’s utterances with the fullest and most oversensitive interpretation of the tone and the context and the suspected intention. She must be encouraged to do the same to him. Hence from every quarrel they can both go away convinced, or very nearly convinced, that they are quite innocent. Once this habit is well established you have the delightful situation of a human saying things with the express purpose of offending and yet having a grievance when offence is taken.”

Are you “stuck” at home with spouse, kids, roommates during “shelter-at-home-self-quarantine” week, month however long it lasts? Are you already bored with streaming video options–Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Video, Apple TV, YouTube–and the thousands of TV programs and movies they provide? Are you tempted, perhaps, to read (you know, allowing the written word to stimulate your imagination or educate)? I just read a celebrity’s take, and before we all roll our eyes or nod knowingly at the word celebrity, this one has some very intelligent advice. Reese Witherspoon’s house has 5 adults each trying to work or school from home. Here’s what she says: “I think it’s really important to designate space. My husband and I are both working from home and all three kids are doing school online,” said the actress, who also works as a producer. “So everybody has a room that has a little area and there’s a privacy sign there, so when the privacy sign is on and your headphones are on, you can’t interrupt. You have to have rules. … It’s really important to post them on the wall for your family, just so we respect each other’s space.” As for college students at home, “I think a lot about people who are coming home from college. That’s a time when you are trying to individuate,” Witherspoon said. “You have to actually kind of move away from your parents’ ideas, you have to move away from their structure, their routine, create your own. And now you’re having to go backwards. And that must be so frustrating to lose that independence.”

It all comes down to empathy, doesn’t it? In Christian parlance, that’s “suffering with” in suffering, “coming alongside” in other times. Notice how mama Witherspoon empathizes with her kids “losing their independence”. Still privileged you say? So what, don’t we all feel our own frustrations, no matter how minor, more emotionally than the much objectively greater suffering of others, especially when we aren’t living with them? I just read about indoor air pollution, and it reminded me of some tips for living in close proximity with others, so here are Uncle Curmudgeon’s tips for surviving self quarantine with others whom you still want a relationship with after the new normal resumes:

1. Smells, odors and fragrances: A smell is more or less neutral, an odor usually stinks and a fragrance is usually pleasant, but perfumes and colognes don’t cover up odors of frying onions, garlic, or unwashed bodies, they just add a sickly overlay. Shower (rather than bathe, unless you scrub the tub ring) frequently. How often is that? Ask your cellmates, “do I reek?” If yes, it’s time. Remember, when Archimedes was running around Athens shouting “eureka” about his latest discovery, he was telling Athenians it was bath time! As for cooking, think fresh bread, cookies, coffee, not onions, garlic or hard boiled eggs! Your cellmates will thank you. Don’t buy Durian fruit either.

2. Random, voluntary sounds: Just because they are “voluntary”, doesn’t mean you’re aware of making them. Grinding or chomping your teeth, clicking pens, tapping or drumming on hard surfaces, not to mention cursing, farting, or burping out loud, are annoying, impolite and even cringeworthy. Stop it. Or close the door and stuff towels under it. What if you don’t have doors, only privacy curtains? Pretend someone else is in the room with you, blame them, then stop it.

3. Involuntary bodily sounds: These include stomach gurgling (eat something), choking (Heimlich maneuver), coughing (too late for quarantine?), moaning in your sleep, moaning while awake (it’s a good idea to refrain from loud sex during this time), and the worst of all, incessant unnecessary talking, including automatic criticism and nagging. Keep all household guns securely locked away during such interludes.

4. Wearing dirty, smelly clothing, or no clothing if your body is gross: Seriously, you need a blog for advice on what to do about this?

5. Do what the Bible says: “The end of all things is at hand; therefore be self-controlled and sober-minded for the sake of your prayers. Above all, keep loving one another earnestly, since love covers a multitude of sins. Show hospitality to one another without grumbling.” 1 Peter 4:7-9. Hopefully, “the end of all things” means the old ways of doing and relating. Love does cover all.

Let’s throw a Coronavirus party.

The party or the epidemic?

In Kentucky, at least 160 people have tested positive for COVD-19 — including one person who attended a “coronavirus party.” Yes, shockingly, someone who attended a party mocking the virus causing the current pandemic has contracted said virus. The Kentucky coronavirus party was reportedly composed of young adults in their 20s, and more people who attended are expected to test positive as well, as large gatherings in close quarters are a hotbed for transmission. The aim of the party was to reject instructions of social distancing and refute the severity of the coronavirus, which is clearly not ending well for party goers. But unfortunately, Kentucky isn’t the only coronavirus hub dealing with this kind of outright protest that is spreading the virus. In Connecticut, after a large farewell party in early March, the town of Westport experienced a massive spike in COVID-19 cases. The party is being referred to as “party zero” because the 40 attendees scattered across the county when they left, carrying the virus with them. In South Korea, one churchgoer — known as Patient 31 — can be tied to over 60 percent of the country’s cases. But the reckless 20-somethings at the party (and the ones on Spring Break) may be the exception rather than the norm. In fact, experts say young people actually seem more likely to take quarantine and isolation recommendations seriously than their parents, for a variety of reasons that include older folks having lived through many things and therefore assuming this won’t be so bad and younger people having a lot more years ahead of them that could be negatively affected by this pandemic.

But some boomers have become a source of frustration for their friends and family as they disregard the dangers of this pandemic. Now boomers aren’t going to parties on the beach, but many are failing to take this situation seriously. Their children are turning to social media in droves to vent about their parents who just don’t get it. So here are some tweets that are making kids say, “Come on, really??”: Disney Elle, “My fricken 60-something year old mom is MOCKING the dang virus! She actually threw a COVID PARTY. Can’t get her to take it seriously. What’s up with hard headed Boomers?!” Jenna says, “trying to explain to my boomer parents how serious this virus is and all my mom had to say was “we increased our vitamin intake so we’ll be fine. How do I gently explain that her ignorance could get her very ill.” Seyonce Knowles, “Are any of y’all’s baby boomer ass parents saying that this is a conspiracy theory. My dad is running me ragged. If I catch this virus know that it was his fault. Because he won’t chill the f**k out.” Allie Monster, “Man, if you wanna piss off boomers just tell them this is going to last longer than 2 weeks and watch them implode. My mom stormed out of room when I read science about the virus and it’s spread. My stepdad said it was all crap.” Emily RM, “My mom just said ‘I’m not going to get corona virus so don’t worry about me!’ This is someone who gets bronchitis with every cold, has diabetes and high blood pressure. The arrogance of baby boomers sure is something to see!”

I have found that the simpler the analogy, the more likely it is to yield an accurate prediction, so here goes: The question the most people are asking is, “when will I be advised to, or at least be allowed to, start resuming some semblance of normalcy. Of course, that’s unknown, but let’s start with a common science fiction plot. The world has retreated to underground bunkers, due to some combination of toxic pollution, nuclear radiation, chemical rainfall, or infection which makes life on the surface deadly, but not instantly. Depending on age, health and income, breathing the air will kill you in anywhere between 5 minutes and 5 hours, or not at all if you’re immune (but you don’t know if you are). To make matters worse, you can get particles of the toxicity on you and infect others. Inside the typical bunker, all the normal tensions arise between people living together, or with too much unproductive time, “cabin fever” to the Nth degree. No one is alive outside to test the air for viability nor to advise when its safe to come out, nor do the individual bunkers don’t have such capabilities. In this scenario, what, if anything, is inevitable?

The more adventurous, bored or wishful of the shut-ins will soon decide to take their chances, or adopt a fantasy philosophy of “what the heck” or “it won’t be me” (like in Vietnam, just before a combat assault, everyone figures it will be the guy next to them). Little by little, these venture out, first for a few minutes at a time, then longer and longer. Some stay out too long, and die. Others wander away and no one knows what happened to them. Some bunkers will bar the “early adventurers” from getting back in, but that’s not enough of a deterrent to those leaving. When they don’t come back—they either died or found out there was no problem any longer—more will venture out, throwing caution away. The end result will be, the bunkers will empty, as people start to figure, “if I’m going to die anyway, and I will if I have to stay here much longer, it’s better to die outside than in here.”

How does that scenario relate to the Coronavirus shelter in place reality? I believe that regardless of what the authorities say, at least in our country, it won’t be much longer, perhaps just weeks, that even responsible people will say, “enough!” Businesses will gradually respond to increasing demand, escalating the exodus from our bunkers, and government will have neither the will nor the resources to stop it. They will hope the curve has adequately flattened. Our industrial and technological capacity will expand to fulfill needs and demand. A lot of people will get sick, some will die, many will discover or develop their immunity, and the pandemic will begin to peter out. The technologies that have responded the most successfully to the needs and demands of consumers will become ascendant. Old ones will fade. My fondest hopes are: 1. Humanity will acknowledge the sovereignty of God. 2. All of us, especially the media and political leaders, will honestly and ruthlessly examine themselves, in preparation for the next crisis.

Of Crocodiles and “Covidiots”…and one toilet licker.

I don’t care about no stinkin’ virus

Aren’t we civilized in this country? While Denver is levying large fines for quarantine breakers, in Rwanda a quarantine breaker was eaten by a crocodile. Seriously, that was a pretty common hazard in Rwanda even before Covid-19, but with fewer people out and about, the crocs have slimmer pickings, and are probably more aggressive. The man in Rwanda violated lockdown orders amid the coronavirus outbreak to go fishing – but was killed and eaten by an crocodile. “He had broken the stay-home rule, he’s among very few people here who are not cooperating with the lockdown to stop the virus,” Alice Kayitesi, mayor of the southern Kamonyi district, told the BBC. The unidentified man was attacked by the croc on Wednesday in the Nyabarongo river, the news outlet reported. I’m sure he would rather have paid a fine.

This morning, I began typing “covi” on my iPad, and it provided the word “covidiot”. Then I read the following, from the Urban Dictionary. It seems like the naysayers, disbelievers and rule-breakers in the global fight against COVID-19 have been honored with a new term describing their dimwitted defiance: “Covidiot.” Urban Dictionary’s most popular, recent definition of “covidiot” defines the offender as “someone who ignores the warnings regarding public health or safety” during the worldwide coronavirus outbreak. If that is the definition of Covidiot, what the heck is Larz? Something lower, for sure.

A Beverly Hills “social media influencer” is reportedly hospitalized after contracting COVID-19 — mere days after licking a public toilet bowl. The influencer, 21-year-old “Larz,” went viral earlier this week after sharing a video of himself licking a toilet bowl, according to the Daily Mail. He reportedly shared the video with the caption “RT to spread awareness for the Coronavirus.” Obviously, being called an influencer is a very low bar, requiring a functioning cerebellum but not necessarily a cerebral cortex. Dude, your caption should have been shortened by leaving out the three words between spread and Coronavirus. Whom exactly is he influencing? Larz announced in a since-deleted tweet that he was diagnosed with the coronavirus. According to The Gay UK, video of the incident gained more than 90,000 views before being yanked off the internet. A later post reportedly included a video of the “influencer” lying in a hospital bed. In the video, he reportedly says that he’s “pretty doped up from his meds.” Actually, he was plenty doped up….or is it dumbed down, well before the hospital meds.perhaps from the womb.

Larz gained notoriety after reportedly being involved in viral videos featuring him licking stores’ ice cream cartons and more. He was just one of many young people who engaged in a summer 2019 trend of defiling ice cream in stores and filming the act for posterity. Larz, who interviewed in 2019 with Dr. Phil McGraw, also previously said that his own family is “irrelevant. None of them have followers, if they got followers or got rich, I’d probably talk to them again,” he petulantly blathered. His Twitter account appears to be suspended at the time of this writing. (His IQ development was suspended years ago). I think they should leave the Twitter account up–until he can influence enough folks as stupid as he to follow in his footsteps, thus raising the global IQ by 10 points or so if this pandemic keeps spreading. Yes, I’m mean. Sue me!

And now, for something completely different, some humor from Babylon Bee.

Trump Unveils Much Simpler Stimulus Plan: GIANT MONEY CANNON!
Man Working From Home Encounters Nasty 10-Matchbox-Car Pileup On Evening Commute
San Francisco Asks Homeless Residents To Poop At Home
Oops: CNN Forgot To Translate Its Latest Coronavirus Update From Mandarin
Journalists Investigating Ways To Make Crisis All About Them

Stay safe and at home friends….no toilet licking or fishing in croc infested waters!